November 23, 2015

My tic-tac-toe partner

No, I don't know what you mean

A few days ago we were watching Frozen, and Trey asked why some of the
ice was red. I said "it supposed to signify that it's dangerous."

Jonah replied: "Yeah like red hot Trey, like your girlfriend. I
think you know what I mean."

November 14, 2015

View from Camp Pineway

Trey: I finished my work early and had 10 minutes left so I wrote a 4 paragraph essay. About why I'm awesome.

Jonah: opinion writing?

Trey: oh no, it's factual.

November 2, 2015

Halloween decorations

The boys were upset with me that I have absolutely zero Halloween decorations, so they used their own allowance money to buy some.

Jonah bought this one from the target dollar section, and borrowed a pen to make some comments. Check out his comment on the right… Isn't that so clever?

October 28, 2015

The Lion’s Roar, by Trey Frankovitch

The Lion's Roar

By Trey Frankovitch

 

Roooooaaaarr!  My name is Lion.  I am only 5 years old but I can still growl.  One day I saw the letters G-R-O-W-L.  They were walking away from me and going into the river.  I saw them hopping into a boat.  The "G" was guiding and the "R" was rowing.  I chased them down with my own boat.

Finally I caught up to the letters.  My oar made a perfect bridge between the two boats.  I was walking across my homemade bridge when the "O" wiggled the oar, so I fell off.  I hung on but they put up the better fight.  I landed in the water with a !!!splash!!!

I was so angry I growled at them.  The horrifying thing is, I never growled.  It just wouldn't come out.  Meanwhile the five letters sailed peacefully along the river.

 

THE END

October 17, 2015

Overheard

Jonah: Trey! Come look at my turd! It's long and skinny just like a hot dog!

October 12, 2015

Shootin'

Because that's what people in the country do apparently.

October 9, 2015

Trey: it's kind of neat having a brother. Because then I have someone to eat my fish sticks for me.

October 4, 2015

Boys on a plane

Joe and Trey got the extra room seats in row 10 - he deserved it for flying with all the boys by himself to Pittsburgh. I took row 32 with these 2 good travelers.