Trey: Daddy can I have salad dressing?
Me: There is nothing on your plate that needs salad dressing.
Trey: You know what? I haven’t tried lettuce in a long time!
{eats 1 piece of lettuce}
Trey: This lettuce has yummy salt on it!
{later}
Trey: Daddy – no more. I’m full of lettuce.