Jonah: trey I got mouthwash tonight!
Trey: mommy did you give it to him?
Me: yes.
Trey: did you read the label before you gave it to him? It says ages
6 and older.
Me: I read it after I already gave it to him! But I watched and he
was very careful not to swallow any.
Trey: (heavy sigh) ok. Just don't do it again. And you should really
read the labels more carefully.
Me: (feeling sheepish) ok, I won't do it again. I'm sorry.